Good tidings, and welcome to my boudoir of high art. Allow me to seduce you with my poetry, or perhaps serenade you with some of my lyrics. Either way, I trust you’ll leave here satisfied. Enjoy my pretties.
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Poetry
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- The Epic of Our Adventurers
In this story we tell,
Three adventurers that fell,
For the wish to grant their desires
To a quest overseas,
To a Djinn in the East,
In the land of sand hot as fire
They struck out all at once with a captain for hire,
Then the weather it turned in a sea devils mire,
With a flash and a crash Whip and Vandal dispelled,
When the mire had abated a strange land they beheld
Sensing treasure was near,
They camped without fear,
Lizard locals snuck up to do harm,
Might Rasnaar did roar,
Vandal spied a ship moored,
With a cannon their foes were disarmed!
Buried there in the remains,
Was found a map of hidden gains,
Round the island they set off to find gold,
Through the forest they trekked,
To a cottage most suspect,
Now they sleep in a hag’s foul abode.
- A Bird Without Feathers
Now Whip is a curious bird,
He can mimic most things that he’d heard,
And while he can’t fly,
He’s a gallant ally,
And liberates all bread undeterred. - Bitchwillow
While traveling a forest fair,
Our companions were caught unaware,
An old lady and snacks,
Offered rest for our backs,
But by morning we were all in despair! - For Rasnaar
I knew a copper dragonborn,
Whose expression was often forlorn,
He ran into a fiend,
Who entranced while he preened,
And now he does dragonborn porn. - Whip and Vandal
A Kenku launched a Bard in the air,
The Bard shot off without care,
The noble lords platter,
Was disturbed by the clatter,
Now the lords chandelier needs repair! - A little Vandal
There once was a student named Vandal,
Who was framed for a murderous scandal,
He fled to the seas,
And became a big tease,
Now he’s more than most women can handle.
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